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extremely silly stoned creative writing exercise, music 

What real bands recorded each of the following fake songs?

1) "Monongahelium"

2) "Pretzel Wagon"

3) "I Wanna Be Sinatra's Bitch"

4) "Fibonacci's Dairy" [sic]

5) "Four Fried Chickens and a Coke" (but it CAN'T be the Blues Brothers)

6) "The 1-Dimensional Man"

7) "Pottylab"

8) "Rich Corinthian Leather"

9) "I Loved Your Blue Jeans, Nefertiti"

10) "♡.14359265358979323846" [sic]

11) "Evil-Handed Dinah"

12) "Kangaroo Kazoo #2"

my answers (re: extremely silly stoned creative writing exercise, music) 

1) "Monongahelium"
Phish.

2) "Pretzel Wagon"
Laika and the Cosmonauts.

3) "I Wanna Be Sinatra's Bitch"
The Dead Milkmen.

4) "Fibonacci's Dairy" [sic]
Jonathan Coulton, DaVinci's Notebook, or someone similarly dreadful. (I kid! I kid! I just OD'ed on that style while dating a 2nd-gen filker. :> )

5) "Four Fried Chickens and a Coke" (but it CAN'T be the Blues Brothers)
Ween.

6) "The 1-Dimensional Man"
Broadcast. (RIP Trish Keenan)

7) "Pottylab"
Foetus.

8) "Rich Corinthian Leather"
Foetus.

9) "I Loved Your Blue Jeans, Nefertiti"
Primus.

10) "♡.14359265358979323846" [sic]
Foetus. Just kidding. Kahimi Karie or maybe Hyperkinako.

11) "Evil-Handed Dinah"
Nick Cave.

12) "Kangaroo Kazoo #2"
Gong.

extremely silly stoned creative writing exercise, music 

@zebratron2084 There is no way that "I Loved Your Blue Jeans, Nefertiti" is not an actually existing Sparks song already.

re: extremely silly stoned creative writing exercise, music 

@Austin_Dern Oh gosh, you're right. :D

re: extremely silly stoned creative writing exercise, music 

@Austin_Dern I could also take a flyer on Robyn Hitchcock.

extremely silly stoned creative writing exercise, music 

@zebratron2084 Rich Corinthian Leather is DEFINITELY by
Limozine...

re: extremely silly stoned creative writing exercise, music 

@JulieSqveakaroo Ooh, good one, roo!

extremely silly stoned creative writing exercise, music 

@zebratron2084

1) "Monongahelium", Blues Traveller

2) "Pretzel Wagon", Oingo Boingo

3) "I Wanna Be Sinatra's Bitch", Goldfinger

4) "Fibonacci's Dairy" [sic], Rancid

5) "Four Fried Chickens and a Coke" (but it CAN'T be the Blues Brothers), Red Hot Chili Peppers

6) "The 1-Dimensional Man", They Might Be Giants, featuring Bill Nye

7) "Pottylab", Butthole Surfers

8) "Rich Corinthian Leather", Limozeen

9) "I Loved Your Blue Jeans, Nefertiti", Henry Rollins

10) "♡.14359265358979323846" [sic], Reel Big Fish

11) "Evil-Handed Dinah", Blue Oyster Cult

12) "Kangaroo Kazoo #2", Beck

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