RETRO VENDING MACHINES <3 <3 <3 

@zebratron2084 *Walks up to one of the vending machines.*

*Chucks in a quarter.*

"It sure has been a WEEK."

*Pushes the "Imperson" Button.*

*Gets dragged into the machine by numerous chunky mechanical arms.*

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re: RETRO VENDING MACHINES <3 <3 <3 

@Phorm You know exactly what you were getting into, Foxtrot-34DD. Report to the airpump at 00[hypnosigil] hundred hours, cadet, and then get yourself into a dispenser capsule and wait until instructed to [five seconds of 56kbit infostatic and vocoded alphanumerics]. Oh, and you overpaid by 30 cents. *coin clatter*

re: RETRO VENDING MACHINES <3 <3 <3 

@zebratron2084 @Phorm

You know... They make little toy vending machines that fit in those.

re: RETRO VENDING MACHINES <3 <3 <3 

@001zlnv @zebratron2084 @Phorm ... I sense incursion...

re: RETRO VENDING MACHINES <3 <3 <3 

@JulieSqveakaroo @001zlnv @Phorm

the vending machines
dispense little capsules
with vending machines inside 'em
and those tiny machines
dispense tiny capsules
and so on ad infinitum

re: RETRO VENDING MACHINES <3 <3 <3 

@zebratron2084 @001zlnv @Phorm
Ohhhh,
There ain't no nano's on me, bleep,
There ain't no nano's on me...
How in the hell can the scanbots tell
There ain't no nano's on me...

re: RETRO VENDING MACHINES <3 <3 <3 

@zebratron2084 @Phorm Oooooooooh!!

I LOVED those things!!

re: RETRO VENDING MACHINES <3 <3 <3 

@zebratron2084

*CLICK-WHIRRRRRR-CHUN-CHUN-CHUNK!*

🔴‼️
. . .
🔴💕

*14.4 Kbps handshake noise*

re: RETRO VENDING MACHINES <3 <3 <3 

@Phorm *clack-clack* *squirk*

*clack-clack* *SQUEAK* *squirk squirk* *CLICK* "Mmmph. *thonkthonk*

*click-tap-click-tap-THONK-FOOOSSSSSHHHHHHT* *th-thonk* *wobble* *squirk* "Mmmpph hmfff." *flicker [memehazard] flicker* *taptap* *wobble* "Mpph-hmmmph." *click* *FSSSSSSHHHHHHOOOOOOPPP*

*thunk*

*stamp* *inkjet noise* *whirr* *prrrrreeeeeeow*

*wiggle* *spank* *tug*

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