(Yes, I know it's a legit grain that far predates my garbage. But I'm still amused.)

@Phorm Now I just wanna meet those other two genies, Amaranth and Sorghum!

Well... maybe just Amaranth. Sorghum is NOT a sexy name.

@zebratron2084 Also, Sorghum is distinctly not a sexy name, agreed.

I'm getting distinct "Roommate sitcom comedy" vibes from this trio. Amaranth is always mad at Sorghum for failing to wash the dishes. Sorghum is mad at Amaranth for always making noise late at night. Teff constantly irritates everyone by reducing the neighbors into polymer drones in her quest to achieve an immortal and lurid harem of genie underlings.

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@Phorm Sorghum is basically the AJ of the group. She lives in a jug. Or maybe a mason jar. :D

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