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google is pretty sure you meant "can i eat words" and has directed you to alphabet soups
but duckduckgo's ceo is currently preparing a handwritten letter asking personally if you're ok
@DrSagan addendum: The alphabet soups Google recommends are fantastically cheap; however, they also have nothing on their labels but the word "SOUP" and the noodles themselves all seem to be from the Khmer script. The soup smells faintly of sandalwood.