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that icarly meme where the kid brings home an ostrich but he's also got a smoothie so when they say "hey whatcha got there" he says he's got a smoothie, except instead of a smoothie he's got a tiger but he also still has an ostrich so when they ask him he says "tiger" and then the tiger eats them all and then eats the ostrich and then it's just three sitcom cameras switching back and forth between scenes of the same unearthly silent room full of feathers and uneaten Disney teen scraps until the credits roll

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