had the realization that I didn't actually HAVE a One Piece OC even though that's a completely obvious thing I should do, so: meet "Sweet Twist" Mallory, Mink Tribe poodle and user of the Mallow-Mallow Fruit. she can turn into marshmallow! ...like, a LOT of it.
(<3 @Daikanu)
@zebratron2084 @Daikanu Even beyond this being adorably kitsch, I'm sort of astounded by the sheer exuberance of it. "IMAGINE a POODLE who wears CLOTHES like PEOPLE DO!"
That's not a request, that's a COMMAND. IMAGINE that poodle. Develop a SERIES OF COMPLEX PSYCHOSEXUAL ASSOCIATIONS with that poodle. Spend years UNRAVELLING THIS PARAPHILIA for the poodle, with an UNDERSTANDING PARTNER WHO WILL WEAR THE POODLE'S CLOTHES.
@hystericempress Isn't it great? My love of Peteena (and your new sona) is 100% unironic. <3 And you're right about the weird confidence. Those little girls going "YOU'RE SILLY! HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW OF PETEENA'S RAINSLICKER, YOU POOR CONFUSED OLD MAN. BEHOLD THIS SLOUCHING BEAST WHO DEIGNS TO SPEAK A HUMAN TONGUE YET SAYS HE DOES NOT EVEN KNOW HOW A TALKING POODLE PROTECTS HERSELF FROM THE RAIN!"
I hope you have a LOT of fun being a poodle who wears clothes.💋
