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another very important* cat post; official royal hierarchy 

LEADER: Shadow
BRAINS: Artemus
MUSCLE: Shemp
FACE: Peebles
WILDCARD: Sugarfoot
STAFF CHICK: Ceejay (sorry, little buddy!)

another very important* cat post; official royal hierarchy 

@zebratron2084

Wait, Shemp is the muscle?

I thought Shemp was the Shemp.

re: another very important* cat post; official royal hierarchy 

@Phorm One could also make a VERY good case that he's The Face-- despite being the size of a damn lynx-- and Peebs is The Muscle-- despite being a total snugglebug.

And no, Shemp is only technically in the role of "The Shemp" when he's in his spinoff series, "Kitkat and the Shemp." With his blind 16-year-old vagrant buddy down the street, They Solve Cat Crimes (but, um, don't generally *do* a whole lot about it).

re: another very important* cat post; official royal hierarchy 

@zebratron2084

I LOVE "Kitkat and the Shemp!"

Particularly the way each case concludes with a resounding *flomp* and resulting nap after solving the mystery!

re: another very important* cat post; official royal hierarchy 

@Phorm Kitkat is a real cat, too! BEAUTIFUL, enormous, friendly old bastard. Tragically, I am "no longer allowed" to see him, between that Crazy Cat Lady from a few months ago (who I DESPERATELY HOPE is still feeding them somehow, not that it's that hard for a stray to survive down here) and the Asshole Cat-Hating Neighbor who demanded we stop feeding that crowd. I really hope you're OK out there, Kitkat, you old softie. I am always tempted to Sneak Over The Border and slip y'all a little treat.

re: another very important* cat post; official royal hierarchy 

@Phorm That's like 22 minutes out of every 44-minute episode. :D

another very important* cat post; official royal hierarchy 

@zebratron2084

Does Shemp, indeed, pity the foo'?

re: another very important* cat post; official royal hierarchy 

@JulieSqveakaroo No, Shemp has a whole different catchphrase! Shemp know what do. *nod*

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