diplomatic missive from the Martian Imperium; cats (trivial; smelly)
Rezeya Montecore-St-Hobbes, Empress* of Mars offers the humblest available apologies to Shadow, Empress of 500-600 [REDACTED], Mid-City for mistakenly slandering her family for the, quote, "stinky stinky cat poot." Her Majesty* was unaware that she had left her weed vaporizer on.
We once again welcome the errant Princess Artemus back to our shared Terran domain and repledge our eternal devotion to our alliance.
You are kinda stinky though.
Dictated but not read,
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