Unable to convince my father that I, in mid-Michigan, am not getting any part of the snowstorm that's covering my siblings on Virginia and Massachusetts.

@Austin_Dern Yes, because the whole of the Midwest is just one single area.

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@JulieSqveakaroo @Austin_Dern "You're from Ohio? Oh, neat, I've got a friend in Indiana! Do you know Chuck?"

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What about the guy near Pittsburgh who dreams of seeing the sea? He's great 👍

@001zlnv @JulieSqveakaroo @zebratron2084 I mean, Lake Erie is near enough from Pittsburgh to be a day trip and that's sea enough for any reasonable non-supermacro party ...

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