(also pretend i delivered a big rant using terran evolution and the incredibly ability of life to speciate and adapt to hostile environs as a metaphor for what we're about to go through, and that it was really really clever and you were all v impressed)
(if the tardigrades and the Inuit can live in the shit they live in so can we and we are how many times more adaptable than these sheltered ignorant mentally calcified religious fucks?)