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Well, crap.
Nah, I was doomed anyhow. My mom sent me a huge bag of little lemon crisp cookies, and I realized I could mix them into the local fior de latte gelato and make what is basically lemon icebox pie gelato.
Now I'm just twice doomed, because it dawned on me I could crumple up peanut butter cookies in there instead.
@xinjinmeng My god, you're right! I'm cutting calories with every bite! I should be eating this stuff daily!
Since you're royalty, make sure you have it with cherries jubilee.
@zebratron2084