@KinkyTurtle To be fair, *most* nouns make perfect sense with "sauce" after them: white sauce, plum sauce, horsey sauce, awesome sauce, staple sauce, turtle sauce, space sauce, car sauce... See? It always works!
@KinkyTurtle Huh? Oh! I can understand your concern. Don't worry, it's not made from turtles, it's just for serving *with* turtles! ^_______^
@zebratron2084 @KinkyTurtle How To Cook For Forty Humans
@treaclewasps @zebratron2084 "THEY THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO EAT ME!" ooop wait I did that wrong.
@treaclewasps @zebratron2084 How dare you mock turtle!
@KinkyTurtle @zebratron2084 I'd never mock a real turtle for what it's worth, only a mock one. Well not you! I wouldn't mock *you*. I forget whether you're a real turtle or not. Whichever the good one is :)
@zebratron2084 oh well okay that's much be-HEEEEEY