Further evidence: I just had reason to put the line, "We fae would help plot our own murder if it made for a good story, you know!" into something I'm writing.

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@Balina This is said purely in the spirit of Furry Kayfabe and my notorious IC loathing of elves and fae, but...

"Good. Let us cats know if you ever need any help."

(I can't help it. @anthracite can tell you about the Zotz Cafe and my ongoing rivalry with their #$!#$!# faerie population. 😾​)

@zebratron2084 If it helps, it's a fae who is admitting that they knew full well that the protagonist was coming to kill them today, and assuring them it'll work out.

@Balina I have always appreciated the fae's dark sense of humor, if only when the dark things are happening to them. 😽

(Some other time I'll tell you about the PC I have in store for a friend's Eberron campaign. Basically Sterling Archer as a self-loathing drunken elf assassin with a bossy demilich mom... I have put SO MUCH THOUGHT into anti-elf slurs over the last year because of him. XD )​

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