I don't want to go to work

I want to be a raccoon

If anyone is hiring raccoons hit me up

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@spottyfox I'll put in a word for you next time I'm at the Audubon Zoo. You do have experience, right? (Even if not, I might still be able to find you an internship at City Park. They're always hiring, but you really need to know someone in the industry.)

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