In the three hours I've been awake, I've gotten hard boiled egg in my sinuses and bit myself soundly while sneezing.

Please do not view me as a role model.

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@XyzzySqrl DON'T YOU TELL ME HOW TO LIVE

WHERE'S MY EGG SLICER

I'M GONNA RUN UP AND DOWN THE STAIRS WITH IT WISH ME LUCK

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