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relationship kayfabe, tiger logic, shitpost 

i received only a supermarket fruit pie

clearly she cares nothing about my wellbeing

please contact tiger protective services

(actually hubig's pies are pretty good so i just might pull thru after all😺 )

relationship kayfabe, tiger logic, shitpost 

@zebratron2084

I'm sorry I just read the latest medicake journals and they say you need lots of cake and that anyone who doesn't give Tigers cake will suddenly have their bones explode.

relationship kayfabe, tiger logic, shitpost 

@Phorm @zebratron2084

Bonespodium channel blockers can be amply found in cake. Everyone knows this. (nods)

re: relationship kayfabe, tiger logic, shitpost 

@zebratron2084 You already know what *I* think - *nothing* beats pie! >.>

relationship kayfabe, tiger logic, shitpost 

@zebratron2084

look I didn't even see the note and you STILL got pie, that's doing pretty good

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