Which god(s) would be in charge of caffeine and caffeination?

Asking for a friend.

I'm thinking Hermes or Dionysius maybe? Or maybe Nyx... 🤔

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Oh here we go. I feel like a fool for not going straight to East Africa first.

Looks like the best claimant is Waaqa, sky god of the Oromo people. procaffeination.com/who-is-the

And here, it's Double Deities Thursday so have a bonus Mayan cocoa god free of charge. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ek_Chuaj

@zebratron2084 Oh, I hadn’t seen that and didn’t know about Waaqa. That is probably a better answer.

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