Which god(s) would be in charge of caffeine and caffeination?

Asking for a friend.

I'm thinking Hermes or Dionysius maybe? Or maybe Nyx... 🤔

@zebratron2084

Dio's about joyous intoxication, Herm's about getting shit done quickly. Nyx is Chaos and the night, she's not gonna be any help either.

@anthracite you just named three things *intensely associated with coffee* (if you don't associate it with joyous intoxication YOU HAVEN"T DRUNK ENOUGH 😼 )

bit of an own-goal, babe, but your efforts are appreciated 😺

best i can really expect from a goddamn chai person😽

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