hey what if I did a fan cover for Nine Princes In Amber
Zelazny helpfully has a scene where Corwin finds a deck of his family’s Trumps like ten pages in, I can’t believe nobody did this idea already.
oh yeah this looks pretty good, just turn this serious-ass fantasy series into a take on the Brady Bunch, really that kinda fits with Roger's generally irreverent tone of voice.
also I am happy with the goofy picture of the Absent Dad off in the corner, possibly fucking a unicorn, this is not a joke, King Oberon seriously fucked a unicorn who gave birth to the royal family of Amber.
@anthracite Was it Oberon or was it Dworkin who did the unicorn fuckin'? I can't remember, maybe they both engaged in it.
Wikipedia says only Dworkin got busy with the Unicorn, and she bore Dworkin, who boned a bunch of ladies out of Shadow and spawned all the feuding buttheads of Amber.
Must be rough growing up when your mom's a fancy horse who never leaves her sylvan glen.
@Soreth @anthracite no YOUR mom's a fancy horse who never leaves her sylvan glen! 😭
my (RL) mom's more like a bear, really... 🤔
