To give you some idea why I'm not necessarily in the greatest shape, spending a week in Ohio...
My mom, of course, makes far too much food when I come home. She's Italian, that's normal. But she wanted to make some homemade salsa for me.
There are no hot peppers in Alliance, Ohio. There is one non-Walmart grocery remaining. They only have bell peppers. My mom would have to go to the farmer's marker in Canton for jalapeno peppers.
This could never have really been my home. :O