Off comes the three weeks of Mountain Man beard growth, and with it, about 20 years off my appearance, 10 years off my emotional age, and ~3.5 Standard Measuring Pancakes worth of depression.
I really should have done this much sooner. I'm coming to the conclusion I really *am* not all that dysphoric... but I apparently have to rank epicene-or-better in order to be fully happy with myself.
Also, when cleanshaven, it brings out this fey Byronesque cruelty to my lips which I rather like. >:)