cw: more Andy Rooney grade peevishness; gastrological issues
Also, if you one-star a restaurant on Yelp because you assume the last meal you ate is what gave you that case of food poisoning... I hear that cramming an entire food safety manual up your ass until it hits your brain does wonders for an upset stomach. Keep cramming until you understand what an "incubation period" is. It doesn't help that about 50% of these people are blatantly racist about it. NO, YOU DID NOT EAT RAT, ASSHOLE. >____<