I crave canon.
I crave complex, tangled, mutually self-contradictory, disputable canon.
I crave canon that is so warped and fermented with age that it generates interesting metaphysical quandaries even when it desperately doesn't want to.
I crave canon that is so convoluted, any attempt to streamline it will either destroy it, or make it exponentially more complicated.
I don't just want these canons... I want to play with something that will GENERATE them. I want a multi-narrative antfarm.