woowoo/headpeople
Can I just change my name to "Three Cats, Pony, and Trashpanda, LLC?" It probably better reflects what's actually going on in here, and why people who expect me to act like a sensible consistent human being are likely to be disappointed. You see how far YOU get when everything's gotta be done by committee.
Cripes, the trashpanda's the only one whose paws can even work the levers. :|