The current goal is "get me settled somewhere in about a month that (a) is not Ohio, which yeah, is basically Death Sentence if i have to do it for more than a month (b) does not strain my relationship with Peggy by putting us both in a cramped UD apartment together.
Any assistance you can give, from apartment hunting tips to helping me shuffle into one of the local households, would be of immense value and reassurance. Frankly, I'm also willing to take outright charity at this point. :|