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Kids, I can not emphasize enough that I am a PROFESSIONAL. Do NOT mix opiates and geographical research*.

*unless of course you're some kind of dullard with zero kinesthetic intelligence who somehow injured yourself doing basic household chores, but I know you're all better than that O:)

@zebratron2084
I'm a shop rat.
I lift heavy metally things.
... and I threw my back out once sweeping up a little dry kitty kibble off of the floor.

Bodies are weird, yo.

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