uspol, visions of madness 

I was catching up on news and saw a Fox News story about an alleged UFO. And I had this horrible premonition that it was 2025 and Fox News had diversified into _all_ of the kook-fringe theories I used to study, back when other people's mass delusions still sounded fun. Vapid anchors presenting health tips for monoatomic gold. Steely-eyed pundits warning us about Niribu's impending path. Laura Ingraham promoting Breatharianism under an anorexia-proofed makeup shell. Doom.

uspol, visions of madness 

@zebratron2084 I have vague memories of a kooky news show on weird 3am cable, back in the day, and I can remember nothing of it aside from the host's weird catch phrases that were repeated every show...

'better than being slapped in the belly... with a wet trout...'

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@JulieSqveakaroo Dr. Franklin Ruehl?

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