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Dipshit, the content warnings don't work if you still click on them. You know seeing it upsets you, you know just Being Stoic about it doesn't work. Step the fuck away from it, asshole, until you can manage some shred of compersion and just be second-order happy about it. And put down that cookie, shithead, a cookie is not breakfast. You suck, you fragile asshole. You suck. You suck. You suck. You suck, that why you're not part of this...

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@zebratron2084

Kin.

Do you *want* me to drive through holiday traffic on a coffee-and-Adderall bender to spirit you away in the earliest hours on a four-day round-trip to Douglas, Wyoming, to visit the Giant Jackalope Statue?

BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU *GET* ME TO drive eight hours on a coffee-and-Adderall bender to spirit you away in the earliest hours on a four-day round-trip to Douglas, Wyoming, to visit the Giant Jackalope Statue.

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@Momentrabbit I mean... *yes*, but it's not strictly necessary. :) <3

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