OK, after half a dozen attempts and blatantly ignoring the instructions on their website, I finally got my giftcard to work. Apparently Steam and Amazon both have low enough standards to accept a card with no ZIP registered? -_-
I didn't know what else to do with it, so I bought two games and a FUCKING TIGER.
If anyone could recommend a suitably anti-capitalist name for my new FUCKING TIGER friend, I would be delighted. Would it be appropriation to call her Phoolan Devi? Or maybe Dillinger.
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ClydianBonne
Everyone in the Amazon reviews loves my new tiger friend, but are a little concerned about the fact its head is inexplicably filled with slightly hard styrofoam, not soft polyfil, unlike the rest of it.
I, personally, am delighted. My new friend will have a nice bonky head, the better to ram into bankers at 40 mph. It'll be even better once I install the sound chip that roars, "ECONOMIC VIOLENCE BEGETS PHYSICAL VIOLENCE! EAT BANKERS EVERY DAY OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE!"