for reals ocd, not yuppie ocd
Yes, brain. I know, your serotonin level is way off. Yes, brain, I know you crave stimulus.
Yes, brain. I know, you don't like doing long drawn-out precision tasks.
No, brain, I'm pretty sure the quality of our giftwrap cuts will not in any way affect the physical health of our loved ones.
Yes, brain, that's very nice. How about I give you some nice caffeine and put you in this media playpen while the grown-ups in the frontal cortex get some wrapping done.