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the best-laid plans of pigs 

I... I was doing so well. Seven days so far at an Italian family holiday. I'd managed not to eat more than two meals a day, without a second helping of anything. Total cookie count: 8.

And then Mom got me a bag of miniature torrone and made manicotti for Christmas dinner.

All progress lost.

But not to worry, @anthracite​-- I can still make it up, if I just don't eat until the 29th... ;_;

the best-laid plans of pigs 

But if you want a picture of the future, imagine a dragon in dominatrix gear, cruelly kicking a fat zebra all the way down the street to the Y... every day... forever.

;___;

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