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wacky races but every team represents a religious pantheon

they race across an impossible phantasmagoric landscape at the behest of a sinister prime mover

grand prize is the contract for soul harvest (and implicitly, objective reality in human world) for all time

played part for laughs, part as profound metaphysics inspired by ws burroughs' stories about egyptian souls

anubis has a muttley laugh

jesus strangely resembles burt reynolds; john the b just like dom deluise

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Important qvestion: is JohnB the copilot or the hood ornament?

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@JulieSqveakaroo So help me, roo, if you're just setting up a Beach Boys reference, I will bop your airy body across the room. :>

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... I knew I shouldn't have truncated the name... dead giveaway...

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