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Today's Telecommuter Problem:

I'm still recovering from holiday food temptations... and my first day back at work is nothing but GREEK, SPANISH, AND TURKISH SEAFOOD AND FARM-TO-TABLE RESTAURANTS, with the occasional Vietnamese family restaurant. Like, in Hanoi.

I NEED DANGER PAY FOR THIS.

And maybe about $70 in BiteSquad credits. >_>;

day jorb ("-"/+) 

But this job only gets REALLY fun when we the staff have to start speculating on the drunkenness level of our hypothetical user in order to issue a proper rating. :D

(Such as, exactly how drunk do you have to get in order to accept doner kebab as Greek food? Does this vary based on whether the user is, say, German, Greek, or Turkish to start with?)

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