snark; social justice
HEY👏ACTIVISTS👏IF👏GOING👏INTO👏SOMEBODY'S👏HOUSE👏AND👏CLAPPING👏YOUR👏HANDS👏WHILE👏YOU👏YELL👏AT👏THEM👏WOULDN'T👏CONVINCE👏ANYBODY👏ABOUT👏THE👏RIGHTNESS👏OF👏YOUR👏CAUSE👏WHY👏THE👏FUCK👏WOULD👏IT👏EVER👏WORK👏IN👏TEXTUAL👏FORM?
IF👏YOU👏TELL👏PEOPLE👏THEY👏CAN'T👏EVEN👏TALK👏ABOUT👏A👏SUBJECT👏THAT👏UNNERVES👏YOU👏YOU'D👏BETTER👏COME👏WITH👏A👏BETTER👏FUCKING👏ARGUMENT👏THAN👏VOLUME👏AND👏REPETITION
WOULD👏THIS👏WORK👏IF👏A👏CONVERSATIVE👏DID👏THIS👏TO👏PREACH👏ABOUT👏JESUS👏TO👏YOU?
WELL👏THERE👏YOU👏GO👏YOU👏FUCKING👏GENIUS
snark; social justice
(um... conservative, rather -- see, now I understand why people use this daft standard of communication -- it's so goddamn distracting and hard to read, it conceals lesser offenses like typos :) )