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(But more than that, I'm highly disturbed and angry at the fact that woke millennials apparently don't find Hot Pockets to be DEEPLY offensive.
At least I've never caught any actually EATING one, which would be beyond the pale and might just be enough to drive me out of the social justice movement for good.
I sincerely believe Hot Pockets were invented by malevolent aliens in the service of the Anti-Life Recipe and those who knowingly consume them remand membership in humanity forever.)