zebra-handling; 12Fold; legend of five rings(?!?) 

For those of you who follow L5R continuity, here's my most concise advice for dealing with me:

Less Dragon. Less Phoenix. Less Crane. More Crab.

And of course, in 12Fold terms, that's "Less Mercurian, More Martian." How much do YOU think tigers like being caged and analysed? Even when they deserved it? At least have the decency to roar and bop our noses a little. :)

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zebra-handling; 12Fold; legend of five rings(?!?) 

@LexYeen Oh my god, if each and every one of you would forestall the Deepak Chopra stuff with me in favor of just carrying around seltzer bottles marked "TIGER CONFLICT SOLUTION," that would be so appreciated. XD

It's real, real hard for me to be mad after someone's made me complicit in a classic gag. Christ, they might as well call that @anthracite's First Law Of Tiger Handling.

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