I am explaining the midwestern lawn sport of "cornhole" to a stunned and wary Redditor. I entered this exchange thinking I was advancing the causes of human knowledge and universal camaraderie, but now I think I may have just frightened the poor bastard. https://awoo.space/media/Uxl73NkXy6tAH04DD_I
@zebratron2084 Di you begin with the explanation of the sheer amount of beer, cheese, and sausage in our bloodstream? 'Cause that's kinda crucial...
@JulieSqveakaroo Nope, I still have that bottle of Jxppsxn's Mxlẍrt on order thanks to my sadistic girlfriend, so the topic of Midwestern drinking habits is a tad sensitive right now. XD
@JulieSqveakaroo Darlin, from what I've heard, after a shot of Malört, I might BE able to see your liquor shelves for a few minutes. As well as everything else in god's creation. @_@;
@zebratron2084 Right... should I have a drink waiting for you? I've got a little muckleberry Pimms left to kill off, and I'm sure lemon-infused vodka will substitute for lemonade...