The delivery gods have denied me my dessert and I'm all pouty about it. The cosmos owes me one (1) Jamaican rum cake and by god I'm going to get it.


A bit of research reveals that, if this restaurant's concept of "Jamaican rum cake" is remotely authentic, I had ordered-- and nearly received-- a FRUIT CAKE.

You know. Like, with... raisins and... fruit and stuff. *full body shudder*

The delivery gods are kind and merciful. I dodged a bullet tonight.

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Our story had a happy ending. Seattleites, Taste of the Caribbean is fucking delicious. If I'd been able to get dessert on top of all that jerk chicken and rice, I would have surely died.

@zebratron2084 I'm glad it was delicious and that you avoided accidental fruitcake consumption1

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