Today's tiger mood...
is "DON'T."
The tiger has no mood. The tiger has chosen to have no mood, in the interest of peace and quiet for everybody. The tiger is really working hard, with good will towards all who will return it, on not having a mood.
Perhaps you will join us in ensuring the tiger need not develop a mood. It would be a terrible, loud thing if the tiger were to have a mood today. The best way you can ensure the tiger succeeds is by not making it make any choices about people today.
Today's tiger mood...
The tiger has an idea for a better mood: "asleep." The tiger is sick anyhow and will put as much effort into establishing this mood as possible.
There is no need to fear the tiger. The tiger will not eat you under any circumstances. The tiger is well-fed and regularly petted. But it has come to the tiger's attention that its roaring is distressing to some people, especially when this roaring is performed within <6" of their stupid face.
There is a chance of some roaring.
Today's tiger mood...
@zebratron2084 I had coffee yesterday and I'm regretting it now because I know if I have coffee today there will be Regrets with a capital R and today I am *so dang sleepy*.
also I watched David Lynch's "Rabbits" and that is entirely your fault, you know. you should be proud. ;)
Today's tiger mood...
@zebratron2084 crawling dog. smiling teeth. were there any messages for me? *laugh track*