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hrt 

oops! I took these weird blue pills and turned into a badass dragon girl

Therapist: and what do we do when these feelings come up
Me: turn into a wolf
Therapist: no
Me: a fox?

Also, I love the Irish (they're legitimately awesome people), but 'half two' is a weird fucking way to say 2:30. XD

Gotta say, the one thing I don't like about long trips to Europe alone is the loneliness. Hard, when your first instinct is to reach out, but no one is awake.

:opens fox muzzle, emits Saturn 5 liftoff noise complete with shockwave compression crackling:

"Do not dive too deep," my mother always said, "or you'll lose your way back."
But I'm a strong swimmer, and the day was unbearably hot, so I sought the bottom chill in the shaded pool.
Mother was wise.
So.
Is there any work in your world, do you know, for a dragon whisperer?
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

hrt 

i just got a prescription for these shots that'll make me a smooshy flying death lizard

Finally made it back to my room a little earlier on this trip so I can recoup some sleep. So tired. So not thrilled that I should probably fly back here after being home for two weeks at the end of this one. (Still in work, but seriously, fuck timezones.)

"Can you teach me magic?" the child asked.
"That depends on you," said the wizard.
"Do I need magic talent?"
"No, you need complete faith in yourself, to persuade the universe it is as you picture it."
The child thought about this. "Do any nice people do magic?"
"Not many, no."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

(That ask is obviously due to multiple accounts finally. :P)

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By the way, I know some stuff had settled out now on mobile clients. Any android app recommendations?

re: Anxiety, travel, caps 

At least the panic on that should start settling down by the second day of the trip?

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Anxiety, travel, caps 

Ah yes, the arbitrary panic moments before checking in for a flight going, AM I HERE AT THE RIGHT TIME?
I THOUGHT THIS WAS LAST WEEK?
MAYBE 5:30AM INSTEAD OF PM???
AAAAAAAAAAAA

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