Continued KSP
Poor Sigwin Kerman sends the SRB into a spin, lights it and down we go. As she's dropping unpowered and uncontrollable I realize I could have just pushed the sat into the right orientation. Oops.
Luckily command pods auto-right while falling (it's why they're shaped like that). So a very hot return but she lives.
The sat has been knocked out of orbit by her violent return burn. Somehow it survives rentry only to splat on the ground below.