Minor Adventures in Corporate Buffoonery 

The company I work for sends out a "Wellness" newsletter via email each month. Usually it has a theme.

Next month's theme, according to their latest update is...

Veganuary.

Which when you pronounce it, is WAY too close to Vaganuary to have passed any kind of review process.

Or maybe I'm just 12?

re: Minor Adventures in Corporate Buffoonery 

@Phorm Huh. I would have sworn it was Djinnuary coming up.

re: Minor Adventures in Corporate Buffoonery 

@Soreth

Gosh I hope so! I'm yet to have my company recognize me as a genie, though.

re: Minor Adventures in Corporate Buffoonery 

@Phorm @Soreth Probably for the best. they'd make you read a 5000 page legal document for each wish

(and then get it wrong anyway)

re: Minor Adventures in Corporate Buffoonery 

@Doephin @Soreth

Oh god. I just shuddered.

If you knew how many SOP (Standard Operating Procedure) and POP (Plant Operating Procedure) documents I have to read every year...

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