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tfw can't figure out what to cook for dinner and starting to get frustrated and sad, then go to the fridge to check ingredients and suddenly remember that there's leftover pizza.

food joy 

This pizza now tastes vaguely of bacon, despite not containing bacon nor tasting like bacon last night.

??

food joy 

@starkatt You own a MAGIC FRIDGE that makes things taste like bacon. You put that thing on eBay or something and you will make thousands off of some irony-poisoned dudebro who wants his life to taste like bacon. That thing is worth its weight in bacon!

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