@Motodrachen I can't find it now but I remember seeing a paper about making neutral helium compounds by replacing one of the helium's electrons with a muon, making it act a lot more like a hydrogen atom
@Motodrachen I suspect it would actually not be "copper with muons" in actual composition if it's to act anything remotely like copper with electrons. The nuclei would probably be much lighter than copper, which would offset the density problems somewhat.
That said, maybe the nucleus isn't protons and neutrons at all but some other baryon--of course, that would make it heavier. Maybe a mesonic nucleus?
@Motodrachen why am I putting so much thought into this