idea: leave positive but baffling reviews on things you buy
"this bag of m&ms contained exactly zero skittles, five stars"
"had this roll of bubble wrap for a year and not a single person in my household has been seriously injured by it yet! docking a star for the lack of color options, though"
"I'm so much more productive at the call center I work at after getting this cheese grater!"
@Felthry "instead of bobcat, package contained chair"