Don't forget to top up the optical fluid in your phone's camera. I know you're as tired as I am of seeing photos with the top half all blurry. Yes, there are apps that will automatically crop them to account for low fluid levels, but why go to that trouble when refilling the fluid takes seconds and costs less than an energy cube?

@terrana Is this a joke post or am I having an existential crisis

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@socks @terrana this is a joke, you only need optical fluids in microscopes
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@socks @Felthry @terrana remember to top up the blinker fluid in your car

@socks @terrana if you're wondering, the thing about microscopes is not actually a joke; objective lenses with magnifications more than about 100x are usually designed to be used with microscope oil, where you put a droplet of oil on the sample before moving the lens into position. the oil provides better coupling to the lens and allows for higher resolving power since the light path doesn't have to go through air (the lens rests only a mm or so from the sample)
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@Felthry @socks @terrana

Thank you for clarifying this. I, too, am totally gullible and would have no idea about any of it. X3

@Felthry @socks That was true 15 years ago, but the compact optics of smartphones really do need optical fluid to work properly. I know there's the Apple-led trend of making them sealed units that's been growing over the last few years, but we're already starting to see how well /that/ works long-term.

@terrana @socks Huh! we've never really looked into those tiny optics very much honestly, not surprised
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@terrana @Felthry Never thought I'd see the phrases "Apple" and "long-term" in the same sentence

@socks @terrana well, the context is "apple makes things with poor long-term reliability", which isn't really unnusual for them
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