if there is such a thing, hit me up with your favourite intrusion detection/prevention shit?
@bea then cisco's snort box... they're all snake oil, but at least that one tries not to be.
Iran that research team for a number of years and read all the rules for all the IDS/IPS products for years, the others are all regexp trash that is hidden behind crypto
@bea Really you're just adding another worthless attack surface to your network
@Fuego yeah... you know how it is though...
@bea yep... it got me paid :/
@bea oh hey btw, did you know products PAY gartner to get to the magic quadrant? Same way you PAY gartner to learn whats in the magic quadrant?
There's no real evaluation. You pay for consulting and the consultants tell you what special words they want to see in your sales briefs then they pick based on who said the most magic words.
@bea *does the 'All infosec products are bullshit' dance*
@Fuego i kinda figured that was gonna be at least one answer but
supposing i gotta? (which i absolutely do)