mood; food; 🐯 

Current mood deficiency: precisely one (1) cheeseburger.​

That's not even so much because I'm sad, as much as just really want a freakin' cheeseburger.

I have all I need to make a cheeseburger in the fridge. I could have a cheeseburger. I have done absolutely nothing-- morally, nutritionally, or existentially-- to deserve a cheeseburger.

So you see my dilemma. This question has vexed Martian philosophers since time immemorial. How do I has cheeseburger without eat cheeseburger?

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mood; food; 🐯 

@zebratron2084 in my experience if someone thinks of food and they’re not trapped at work or bored out of their skull they’re hungry and should eat something. Not necessarily a cheeseburger but hey, you do you.

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