kinstuff (w/special guest rawr Rez Montecore-St-Hobbes)
NEPTUNIANS: *gather on a moonlit beach with a dozen of their closest friends and lovers, skinnydipping and pondering the mystical interconnectedness of all things while they all hold adorable webbed paws*
MARTIANS: *check the coast to make sure they're alone, sneak into a cave, pull out a grocery bag with an entire rotisserie chicken and double-fist it in 90 seconds, then belch and ponder how _nice_ it is to be an apex predator*
Seriously, you small mammals really don't know what you're missing. The glow of cosmic enlightenment is fleeting, but the glow of a whole chicken can last for hours. *licks broth and fat off her murder mittens* 🐯
kinstuff (w/special guest rawr Rez Montecore-St-Hobbes)
@zebratron2084 URANIANS: * eat synthetic pelmeni with synthetic sour cream and synthetic dill, all of dubious quality. Drinks synthetic alcohol laced with something which does not result in horrible hallucinations and nausea this time around, but merely some mild tripping while masturbating frantically. Smokes something which smells like the beach at low tide. *
re: kinstuff (w/special guest rawr Rez Montecore-St-Hobbes)
@Leucrotta (also, man, you really get the Uranians like nobody else could <3 )
re: kinstuff (w/special guest rawr Rez Montecore-St-Hobbes)
@Leucrotta It's good to know _someone_ is keeping that particular planetary faith.