teaching myself a new sea shanty today, because I'm at sea that often, don't you know.
@Leucrotta The more shanties you know, the more prepared you will be for your inevitable shanghai-ing by musical-number performing pirates. You can also boost your survival rating by learning some basic rope swing choreography.
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@kelseyhusky I can already jump backwards onto a chair while brandishing a foil! There's no really solid place to anchor a rope in this apartment... hmmm....
